Robert Picardo's Store

Robert Picardo/Brent Spiner Posters and Pictures

"Is Your Problem Hardware or Software?" Poster -- USD $75.00. This poster measures 18 x 24 inches in size and is printed on UV-coated paper to prevent the poster's colors from fading. Each poster is signed boldly in silver paint by both Robert Picardo and Brent Spiner and has been hand-numbered by Robert Picardo (see "Real Men" poster image below for a view of two sample autographs). Posters are shipped in mailing tubes. Shipping fee is USD $5.00 for insured shipping within the United States. For international orders, shipping fees vary; please inquire via e-mail for shipping costs.

"Real Men Hard To Find? Get With The Program" Poster -- USD $50.00. This poster measures 8 x 10 inches in size. Each is signed boldly in silver paint by both Robert Picardo and Brent Spiner and has been hand-numbered by Robert Picardo. These small posters are shipped flat in photo mailers. Shipping fee is USD $5.00 for insured shipping within the United States. For international orders, shipping fees vary; please inquire via e-mail for shipping costs.

CDs by Robert Picardo

Here they all are, the three great audio CDs created by Robert Picardo, available now by mail through Robert Picardo's official fan club, CARPE (the Central Alliance of Robert Picardo Enthusiasts). The cover of each CD is autographed boldly in black by Bob Picardo, and these are all authentic original autographs. See descriptions of each CD below, and payment information at the bottom of the page.

	basic bob (released 2001; re-released 2003 as bb + 3 with 3 additional tracks. This is the bb + 3 collector's edition) -- USD $20.00. It's basic bob: parodies, travesties, anomalies, the first CD of Robert Picardo's song parodies. The CD includes twelve tracks and nine original-lyric song parodies (lyrics written by Robert Picardo), and the running time of the CD is approximately 30 minutes. Shipping fee is USD $3.50 for insured shipping within the United States. For international orders, shipping fees vary; please inquire via e-mail for shipping costs.
	extreme bob (released 2003) -- USD $20.00. Following up on the great success of Robert Picardo's first CD, basic bob, here at last is extreme bob: more parodies, travesties, anomalies, the long-awaited new CD of Bob's famous song parodies. The CD includes thirteen tracks and eight original-lyric song parodies (lyrics written by Robert Picardo), and features one song with a lead vocal by Tim Russ, plus voiceovers and a sax riff by Ethan Phillips. (Warning: one song contains some mature language.) The running time of the CD is approximately 31 minutes. Shipping fee is USD $3.50 for insured shipping within the United States. For international orders, shipping fees vary; please inquire via e-mail for shipping costs.
	The Hologram's Handbook (released 2002) -- USD $20.00. This is the (abridged) CD audiobook version of The Hologram's Handbook, read (and sung) by Bob Picardo himself! The audiobook includes thirteen tracks -- the title, dedication, and foreword, eleven chapters, and the afterword -- Song of Hologram as performed by Robert Picardo. The running time of the audiobook is approximately 75 minutes. Shipping fee is USD $3.50 for insured shipping within the United States. For international orders, shipping fees vary; please inquire via e-mail for shipping costs.

When auditioning for the role of the Doctor on Star Trek: Voyager, Robert Picardo read his last scripted line -- "I believe someone has failed to terminate my program" -- took a long look around the room, and deadpanned, "I'm a doctor, not a night light!" Well, now he IS a night light! He's a limited-edition Crystalix LaserMark-II-Series crystal sculpture, one of a "unique series of fine 3-Dimensional Imaging created using only top grade diamond-cut Crystals." Only 295 of these crystals were created featuring the handsome visage of Robert Picardo laser-etched inside. Each crystal is paired with a hand-autographed revolving light platform. It's a limited-edition artwork available through this web site at the special price of $149.00 plus shipping. Intrigued? Want to own one of these very special works of art? Then click here to learn more!

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